EVENING FORECAST

Pepe Le Pew has been hitting the brown liquor HARD tonight and is outside your window blasting a very warped cassette of Hagar era Van Halen. The sound of him singing along to "Why Can't This Be Love" in French makes you feel both depressed and dirty. Expect a cold shower, traffic delays, and grilled cheese for one. "Pourquoi ne se soit l'amour!" "Pourquoi ne se soit l'amour!"