To find your lucky lotto numbers, take how much money is in your checking account and subtract the amount of minutes a day you use to fight back tears, then add the number of cups of coffee and/or booze, cigarettes, pills, other drugs/distractions you go through just to feel a sense of peace and normalcy, then take that number and divide it by how many days it's been since you had sex with a human being that loves you. Take that number and add how many burritos you got to eat last week and then subtract how many minutes you spend on Facebook and/or other social networking sites.
If your number is anything above -4.666666688, you have no business buying a lottery ticket ya greedy grabber.