WEATHER FORECAST

A hummingbird in a tiny wool jacket took Adderall on an empty stomach and has been hovering behind you in the Subway station at every stop. It just pulled out a tiny harmonica and started playing "Too Fast For Love" to a rat shamelessly flirting with a discarded paperback of "Infinite Jest." Page 57 is missing.
Expect cold temperatures, hard gum, and hot breath on your neck.