I saw a pregnant girl throw up all over the bus while her boyfriend cleaned it up with his own shirt and said, "Babe. I'm taking you to Subway after this." She looked at him with glazed eyes and threw up again (this time on herself) while another passenger sheepishly passed her a hand sanitizer. Somebody later slipped on the vomit.
I also saw a young lady walking through Hollywood in impossible shoes holding a frying pan in the air and wearing a shirt that read "Never forget your first."
Pretty sure today is just one big ol' Safe Sex PSA directed by Harmony Korine.