After nearly drowning in Atlantis, you spend 3 years on Meropis and compose love letters every day. Eventually dehydration gets the best of you. Thirsty and delirious, you discover a singing frog hidden in a box at a construction site underneath your bed. It performs a few numbers but you leave it there because you hate show tunes and show offs. Next to the singing frog is a bucket of water containing a key made of emerald, a list, and rose hued x-ray glasses. You drink the water, swallow the list, put the glasses on, wear the key as a necklace, pack your bags, and blow the singing frog a kiss goodbye.
Expect cool temperatures, one last traffic delay, the end of your day job, and the beginning of the rest of your life.